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Apr 21st
Today was bizarre. Had to attend a meeting that resulted in the directors of our company deciding to dismiss a guy. Felt pretty bad, but I was only really there to advise from an HR point of view… which is interesting. I love the fact that although my official job role is Administrator, I cover Admin, HR, and Accounts, not bad for an apprentice. I actually love my job. Best part of a 9 - 5?...
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June 2010
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Jun 16th
Reblog with all the vowels in your name replaced...
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May 2010
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I have been reluctant to post anything else for a while because, frankly, nothing could be as awesome as the Bustache. But my Blackberry case came today. It’s zebra print and it makes me happy!
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tahlalalia: calaca: (via:shitdisco)
May 17th
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Has the last person you kissed ever took their shirt off in front of you?  -Yup Was your last kiss drunk or sober?  -Drunk. Oh my. What was the first thing you thought this morning? -I’ll be honest with you, I wasn’t entirely sure where I was. I bet you’re talking to someone right now aren’t you?  -I’m texting my friend James, and facebooking Molly. Have you ever...
May 16th
I'm such a badass
I finally did it, I finally took the plunge and got my nipple pierced! I’ve wanted to get it for so long, and kept chickening out. Then my friend Lauren and I decided to go today and get it done together, so I proper psyched myself up for it, and then…she couldn’t go because she had to work. So I went on my own, and I’m so proud of myself because I was so scared. Go me!
May 13th
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I've decided my life would be greatly improved by...
that is all.
May 12th
May 12th
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My friend James is of the opinion that David...
I’m inclined to agree.
May 12th
Maybe, one day, David Cameron will wear a yellow...
There’s a profound, though-provoking comment in there somewhere.
May 12th
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My voice! My beautiful voice! My throat doesn’t hurt, but when I try and speak not a lot of sound comes out. Wibble.
May 12th
Is it just me or does he seem a lot more sober...
Me: Just got in mate I'm so pisSed itrsdnot even funy xoxo 2:00AM
Sim: Haha Same, trying to sleep but my room is spinning too much xxx 2:01AM
Me: I can't even stand upo properly I keep veering off to trhe righrtor the left or something fuck you for makinbg me do shotd you motherfucker xoxo 2:02AM
Sim: Haha I love you for not being able to get words right :) You are fucked dude. I am just too awake. You make me laugh xxx 2:04AM
Me: Lol thanks I thibk that's the onbly problen with my blackberry my old phone used predictive text so evn wheb I wss pissed it came out right but with this its all down to me aaaah I nEed sleep fucxk goin to college tomorrow xoxo 2:05AM
Sim: Haha yeah not sure I will make it in either. We got very fucked. Everything is spinning. Good night you me and you make a good drinking team xxx 2:08AM
Me: Hell yea we do, we'll do it all agaib next week my freiend goodnight xoxo 2:09AM
Sim: Haha night dude. I am going to feel this tomorrow I blame you xxx 2:10AM
Me: I blame you you fuxker iyou wre the one ho cnvinced me to do shots fuck you I wasnkt even gonn go if you wereknt going cos I didn't think shippy liked me xoxo 2:11AM
Sim: Haha everyone likes you silly :) I'm glad you came though xxx 2:13AM
Me: Good I'm glad it's cos I'm better than everyone else I'm like queen of everything xoxo 2:13AM
Sim: Haha you sure are, and yes best looking out of all us xxx 2:14AM
Me: Yea man ad usual. Everything has starting spinning I think I need to sleep hopedully rhen hangover won't be too epic xoxo 2:15AM
Sim: Haha I'm hoping the same. I think I need something before I can sleep dunno what though xxx 2:17AM
Me: Nah. I need to sleep like right now cosi kwwp fallin ovcer anyway I'll talk to you tomorrow my friend goodnight xoxo 2:19AM
Sim: Haha okay. You little drunkard. Sweet dreams yea. Take care sweetie xxx 2:20AM
Me: You too swEetheart xoxo 2:20AM
Me: I HATE YOU xoxo 8:42AM
May 11th
Nom Nom Nom
Mumma G makes the best omelettes.
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Words cannot express how much I love...
My Blackberry My new corset All of my new clothes Every pair of shoes I own My mum My dad All of my siblings My Siobhian :) Pringles Milk My cats
May 6th
I feel like ripping someone’s head off.
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May 4th
Funny how things turn out isn’t it? My mummy is sad and I’m too hungover to comprehend anything properly, but I’m going to keep her company today. No-one should be alone when they’re this sad.
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April 2010
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Tonight, I will be either a) Drunk and merry b) Drunk and pissed off c) Sober Will probably end up bumping into One Night Stand at Revs, seeing as he works there, think the least he can do is throw in a free shot for me, ha.
Apr 30th
PAYDAY!
picklechops: Well, thank god for that.
Apr 30th
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“Tits or GTFO”
Apr 29th
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